Inner Peace for the Inattentive ADD Crowd
"Dr Phil, on his TV show, advises that without a doubt, the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. "
Thank God I have a good reason to leave some things unfinished this holiday season!!
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